Vick's Vapour Rub Up The Ying Yang

Forgive me for I have sinned. Today I was supposed to have a math test (I FINALLY got Ms. Tucker to not hate me) and I'm home sick. I am hoping that she'll let me do a make up somehow, but she may not ... sad !!

I woke up with a fever so I was kinda out of it, told dad I had a test second period and he started making plans on how to get me there at 10 and picked up at 11 to come home. Then he just told me to stay home. If dad, a teacher, tells me to stay home and miss a test, then I must be sicker than I thought. As out of it as I was, I heard dad explaining to mom I was gonna be home again today and she said, "That's what she gets for being out so late last night." Yes, because waiting on the bridge in the cold for 20 minutes because I did a good deed giving Terri my key when she forgot hers but she was out with you at Wal-Mart and didn't call me to tell me she wouldn't be home cause she though 'It wouldn't work out' and you locked the door cause you didn't know what time I'd be home (that's a reason to unlock it you whore) would improve my health. Ugh.

For some inexplicable reason I thought Fu was gonna visit me after school (I've been watching too much 7th Heaven or something) and so I got half presentable lol. But it's 7:16pm and my Get Well Soon card has yet to arrive.

Tomorrow is The Rocky Horror Picture Show at school, although it's an outside group performing it, and Fu bought my ticket today. It was kinda funny, cause when I woke up 2-ish I had maybe 10 missed alerts lol. One text was from Fufu saying, "I picked up a ticket for you so pay me back later k." which was very sweet of her (arigatou Fu-chan) for thinking of me and getting a seat for me. Zack, on the other hand, said, "You owe fufu 18 bucks" Since that was the one I read first, I was confused (again, half out of it so I didn't think of how I knew the tickets were $18). But after reading Fufu's I knew what was going on and found Zack's to be JUST a little rude lol.

Thank you for letting me know Fufu bought my ticket, but next time don't forget to tell me that Fufu bought my ticket.

Also, around 5pm today (apparently) Scott signed my Wall on FB. I know this because it was in my Notifications, but there isn't anything on my actual Wall. He must have signed something then deleted it ... What are you hiding, Scott ? Hmm ?

Overall, today was anticlimactic, unlike your mum. I've been almost masturbating with the freaking Vick's Vapour Rub and it does little to no good. I DID use nail polish remover and painted my nails a new colour and the fumes from that helped clear my sinuses a little. Besides that, what else happened ... I read fan fiction (back off) and I got a new Review !! I'm pretty happy cause the last few Reviews have been more than the usual "update soon" us ff-writers receive. Wanna read it ? No, well then just scroll over it.

This Review is brought to you by Winter-White-Angel in cooperation with tonieboo0013:

"i think i hear a choir of angels singing hallelujah in the background. i have been waiting for an update and when i saw it...though i'm a month or so late,i totally pounced, i had already given up but thank the lord! loved the chapter, and i love how the character development is progressing, it's almost like watching an interaction between Tony and Ziva (NCIS...[not that the characters are like them just the chemistry and sexual tension]anyways can't wait for more, update soon please"

Fuck yeah.

Fu: "Wait, how long will Zack be gone for during the summer ?"
Me: "A couple days after school ends until a couple days before school starts again."
Fu: *minor freak out* "What?! Who am I supposed to hang out with ?!"
Me: ...
Fu: "Oh, wow, that came out pretty bad didn't it ?"

Yes it did.

Manly Procrastination

Okay, fuck you. I kinda gave up on this Blog thing, deciding I'd keep all my emotions to myself like I used to and simmer in my own angst, but then sweet Fufu asked for the link to my Blog so I came back : )

I finally finished my English Paper *hurah* and I'm soooo happy about it. I now have no pressures (not including my math and chemistry test Thursday) and it feels gooooood.

I don't know why I'm adding extra vowels to my words to make them sound more whiney because it always pisses me off when others do it ... oh well.

I have JUST received word (12:58am) that Fufu the Fantabulous will be joining Blogspot !! A round of applause for her since when I told her a few weeks ago to be 'cool like Zack & I and get a Blog' she simply took a bite of her muffin and continued on with her studying while smiling quite condescendingly towards me. The nerve.

As for my actual Blog, let us start here. I woke up today and couldn't speak (do not make any jokes on how that's a miracle) because it was too sore. I don't know if it's from when I was screaming your mum's name last night or what but my vocal cords are exhausted, dude. At work I always had a vicks in my mouth and it actually helped a nice bit; but now I'm having withdrawls :(

I received Fallen Angel WIngs' newest Chapter for 'Shinigami Rules' a night or two ago (since it's a 4 day weekend my time is off) and, putting my Paper aside, edited it in only two hours. Since this is my first time Betaing for someone, I don't know if that's abnormally long or too short but I'm giving it a run through once more before I ship it back to her. She said her name is Angel, but I don't know if that's her internet name or not cause I told her my real name throughout our emails. Anyone reading this, feel free to check out her fiction. The character development is really nice and right now it stands at about 60 000 words in Seven Chapters with her newest 'to-be' update at 6 000.

More than likely, I've experienced other witty moments in my life the past week or so, but I can't really think of any now, so I'll sign off (1:11am; shit, I wanted to go to sleep early tonight cause I have to get a shower in the morning) and talk to ya'll soon.

Me: "My laugh sounds even more stupid now that I sound like a man."
Dad: "I'm glad you said more stupid."

Fucking useless moral support.

Togas Are Easy

11:42pm. Let's get this one before midnight, hmm ?

Today Zack, Fufu and I went to Signal Hill during lunch and took photos of me fitting Cabot Tower between my fingers and then holding it in the palm of my hand and we have decided that this summer before Zack goes away (we'll miss you !!) we're gonna have a 'Tourist' day. Basically we're gonna act like foreign idiots (I called Japan) around town to popular tourist attractions.

Today I also got a positively SPANKIN' email. It was from Fallen Angel WIngs, the Death Note fiction writer I was telling you all (Zack) about. She's gonna let me Beta her story !! For those of you who aren't into the whole fan fiction thing (I've heard there were still a few), a Beta is pretty much an online editor. I receive her Chapters before she posts them and I help her with grammar, spelling, plot holes, areas that need work and the like. I am PUMPED beyond belief and she said I should be expecting a Chapter to work on this weekend, I'm pretty sure.

Zack has been technologically dragging me all over the internet to different Blog-ish sites (although I set him up on BlogCatalog) so I have to go and set those up right now. I believe today's website has been 'Plinky'.

"Toga's are easy."
"Yeah, I know, but,..."
"Or you could dress up for Ranch,"
"Yeah..."
"Or a striped shirt for French,"
"Okay, thanks!"
"And then there's always-"
"Yes, THANK YOU Jacob!"
*incessent mumbling about the stupid student council/drama/spirited kids*

Spirit Week; not always for the unstable.

Did Not Think This Through

So it's 1:21am, Tuesday morning, and maybe right now isn't the time to be starting another Blog, but I haven't written since Friday at lunch and I feel like I've deserted myself ... somehow.

I discovered the Japanese Pop group 'Hey! Say! JUMP' as well as the Japanese dramas 'Sensei Wa Erai', 'Scrap Teacher', '1 Litre of Tears' and right now I'm on 'Last Friends'. HSJ consists of 10 boys, ages 13-19, forming a pop/rock group. Sensei Wa Erai has four of the ten members in the cast and the same actors (I'm almost positive) are in Scrap Teacher. Their song, 'Mayonaka No Shadow Boy' is the theme song (although it plays at the end of each Episode, it's still the theme). SWE is about a young boy (Nakajima Yuto) who wants to grow up quickly. Him and his friends get a bad homeroom teacher and while trying to help the teacher become better they improve their own lives instead. I cried at the end, so it's good. ST is about another young boy (Nakajima Yuto again) who is bullied at school when a new teacher comes along. The school is set to be demolished the next year so everyone, including the new optimistic & naive teacher give up on it. Then three transfer students show up and in each Episode they confront a teacher on their injustices and help make the school a better place. It's overdramatic at times, but they're aware of it (it's the style of doramas anyway) and make jokes throughout. I haven't finished it yet, though.

1LOT is based off a true story of a 15 year old girl, Ikeuchi Aya, who developes a disease that over time cause the body to stop working and after a number of years, cease all functions. The truly sad part is that the mental mind does not change; she is acutely aware of everything around her. Basically, she has to deal with little by little, losing her freedom and trying to cope with her life. It's 11 episodes long, plus a Special Episode, and I cried at each one; especially 8 & 10.

We all know how I write fan fiction, right ? Well near the end of last week I got a Review on one of my stories from 'Fallen Angel WIngs', a Death Note fan fiction writer whom I deeply admire. She's my favourite DN author and she was telling ME how much she liked my fiction. She was saying how she understood the plot (fuck, just when I mention Sailor Moon that toy wand you guys got me for my birthday went off ... it sits in the corner of my room and every now & then activates without anything near it moving ... but I digress) and that I was good with detail and she was trying to Review for a while but either ff.net would be having issues or her internet would crap out.

My jaw just dropped (this isn't an expression; you guys know I actually do this when shocked) and all I could do was stare at the screen. I was telling Jasmine about it in Math today and she said, "So is this a real author or just an online one?" and I told her online. Then she said, "Well, that's just like me reviewing your story and saying you're good..." She clearly didn't get where I was coming from. So I explained it to her like this:

"The internet world is different, though. There are online celebrities in the fan fiction world. Say, if I were to get a message from Princess Destiny, the biggest Moon Fiction writer of all time, that would be like you getting a message from Joey (her favourite member of Slipknot)."

She just began to gush and told me she understood, lol. Honestly, it meant SO much to me, I can't even put it into words still. For her to go through the trouble to coming back to my story multiple times to leave a Review and to tell me how much she appreciated it (she told me I reminded her how much she used to like Sailor Moon) was surreal to me.

Zack, I know how this sounds. Let it put it to you this way: If Lady Gaga found your Blog and told you she thought you sounded cute and were doing a good job, would you not melt onto the floor in her online-presence ?

I'm not sure what else to write about, it's 1:38am and I'm uber tired. The clocks went ahead a couple nights ago and today on the way home today I actually fell asleep on the metrobus ... ugh. Tomorrow I have work 4-10pm so I REALLY have to be awake.

Ooh, Saturday night to Sunday evening we didn't have hot water. The tank broke or something, so mid afternoon on Sunday dad turned off all the water to fix it. But before turning it off he forgot to get me some water so I could wash my hair & get cleaned for work (I had a 4-10pm shift), so I had to call into work saying I had no running water and couldn't get clean so I couldn't come into work. They must think I'm a horrible liar.

Another ooh; I can now write in japanese !!; sort of. I printed off sheets of all the hiragana & katakana symbols so I can write anything I need to, pretty much, but I am nowhere near ready to tackle kanji. For now I'm learning it all online but I know enough romanji (spelling japanese words with the English alphabet) to write a nice amount of words in katakana (more advanced that hiragana but still below kanji in technicality).

Today in Chemistry, Simon said to the class: "I don't think I have anything else to say about your shitty marks."
A few months back: "You guys know how to do this, you just lack the confidence."

I wonder the fuck why we have no confidence, sensei.

Location, Location

Today was, surprisingly, a good day. I woke up very, VERY late; especially since mom was trying to leave early, and my back was killing me. Before homeroom I sat out by the lockers alone cause no one was in school and it was strangely calming. First period was English in which we had a substitute so I just laid my head upon my arms and rested all class.

We had a lockdown drill near the end of first period. It was terrible because Mr. Buckle (vice principle) poked his head into our room to tell us it started ... cause that's how it'd usually go. Then the teacher kept opening the door and looking out to see what was going on ... cause that's safe. THEN, when the 'end of class' bell rang he told us to leave, even though we weren't supposed to open the doors until someone came over the speakers.

Anyway, Human consisted of me doing my math homework while sir played 'Finding Nemo' (my copy, may I add) and was fine. Third period Stephen and I went to Sobeys and for lunch we came back to school ... make sense ?

It's not 1:50pm or so and I'm in the library for spare period. There isn't going to be any Drama this year (fucking Rao ...) so I'm doing my Career hours here. Today I just stamped books and put them away into Ms. Toope's office, but she said she'll save up stuff for me to do, which is bitchin'.

When I get home I plan on chillaxing in my pj's in my bed and just lying there for hours; no homework *woot* !!

"My cock is much bigger than yours."

Heck yes it is.

Sanity's Limitations

I have almost reached mine.

School was mind-numbing; chemistry test went well, or at least that's what I say then I end up getting a 29%. Moving on, I got home around 3pm since I had a free last period and my thoughts were, "Thank god, now I can relax," because my back was still bad from work the past two nights and I was drained of energy.

Who happens to call at 4pm to ask me to cover someone's shift ? Yeah. Sabrina (fellow new empolyee) were both called in because people called in 'sick' or whatever and no one would cover. We're in the late 30's on the employee list; how many people turned down the shift ?!

My back is aching like you wouldn't believe so I can't type long. My bath is waiting and I have to go. On the bright side, there's a key in our mailbox to open a bigger mail box-thingy which holds packages and I'm pretty sure it's my Battle Royale Special Edition DVD. Too bad mom couldn't get the big box open, put the key back into ours and now ours is frozen shut.

Too fucking bad.

"Victoria to Cash 2 please, Victoria to Cash 2. ... VICTORIA TO CASH 2 PLEASE, VICTORIA TO CASH 2. *slam*"

God Bless Sabrina, she's my fucking hero.

Broken

Today was first period at Tim's, math second, third & lunch at the mall where Fu, Zack & I got Best Friend necklaces (mine and Zack's are smiley faces while Fu and I have ice cream cones), fourth was English where I almost had a heart attack finishing my Paper's outline and Human was as useless as ever.

After school Fu, Zack, Sarah and I drove to Dominion to drop me off at work but we found this old lady trying to park in the parking lot (no, in the lake) and we followed her around cause it was just too damn funny. They stayed to see me off around 3:50pm although they DID NOT come see me at my check-out ... which was sad. Yes, I will admit that I waited for them until 5pm when I realized they must have gone home.

I pretty much broke my back today, though. This may be a tad bit exaggerated, but I'm in so much pain. Leaning down all day and lifting way too many 2L drinks had thrown it off kilter and it kills. Ugh, stupid everything.

THEN, right when I was leaving, I made the smartest decision of my life. We were walking out the front doors to get outside and you know how they're Automatic ? Well the outer one didn't open right away when I walked up to it so I just pushed it open. My thought process was saying that since it was after 10pm, when the store closes, it'd be manual. So I walk outside and Joey and two other guys are standing there and when I start to walk towards my car they yell, "You broke the door!" so I swing around and see the door I pushed open still open, and the glass window-thing it usually slides into popped open ... it should NOT be open.

I just jumped up and down (like you would) and screamed, "I don't know what to do !!" and got into my car ... When I looked backl they were laughing (like you would) but the door still seemed kinda open-ish. Like, the window-thing was partly open which isn't normal !! I'm hoping to the gods above that it isn't damaged; I'd hate to be fired for using my strength (which is usually non-existent) to break down doors ... though it does sound pretty hardcore.

Anyway, now I'm getting mini pizzas (I haven't had a meal all day; sundaes and chips do not count) and then mom is gonna rub my feet and back cause they're still horrendous, even after a 40 minutes bath I took (between paragraphs 3 & 4).

"You broke the door!"

Your mother broke her face.